A Foreword to the Beginnn of the Publishing of My Writing

Dear Reader,
      If by some unfortunate and tragic accident you happen to still be continuing to peruse my work then understand as follows; A) I plan to post work written longest ago, to most recent. B) I reserve the right to make interjections and thoughts completely out of chronological order as the whim moves me. C) I reserve the right to completely ignore rules A and B. and finally D) I reserve the right to be a blathering idiot.